What was the best list of crimes you ever had?

As the title says.

I got an impressive list this time.

  • Regicide
    (wow, I’m a king slayer!)

  • Slave taking without a permit
    (that’s me alright. I like thralls, what can I say?)

  • Mudering a Magistrate
    (he wanted to convict me for killing that tyrant, the bastard!)

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:rofl:
Amazing!!!

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“Incorrect handling of *****”

I’d really like to know what’s going on , as someone who doesn’t speak much English ( and prefers to type through a translator so as not to completely embarrass himself ) I can think of some possibilities but…

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I think it’s ambiguous on purpose, @Keldy:smile:
We don’t know if it’s incorrect handling of roosters or someone who was disastrous with lovers ! :smile:

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Impersonating a Priestess
Decapitating a Priest
Punching a Camel.

One of 1st ones I got at release… and just giggled happily.

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Poopin’ on a statue
Pegging with a peg leg
Incorrect handling of you know whats.

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I plead the 5th.

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Or, himself… :joy:

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:rofl:

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I’ve pretty much gotten them all at this point. Though the game’s accusations pale in the face of my reality…

I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

I’ve spent five years looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer… But I can’t find anyone willing to do it.

I had heard that it’s not how many times you fall down that counts but how many times that you get back up. Then the cop told me that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

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:laughing::laughing::laughing:

I don’t think it mean’s roosters

Do you remember when all T4 male thralls had minimum-length “roosters”? I think we found out who had fiddled with the slider.

My favorite list included
“Punching a camel” and “Breaking the fourth wall”, and I think the first one might have qualified as the second one, considering the allusion. I don’t remember what the third one was.

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:laughing:

I once got “Bestiality” and “Corrupting a Princess” at the same time.

I mean, she was ugly, but calling her a beast is a bit much.

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:rofl: man, that made me laugh!

I mean, I know the quote: “The beauty and the beast, she is both!” (Blade Runner).
But THAT! :rofl:

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