I’d really like to know what’s going on , as someone who doesn’t speak much English ( and prefers to type through a translator so as not to completely embarrass himself ) I can think of some possibilities but…
I’ve pretty much gotten them all at this point. Though the game’s accusations pale in the face of my reality…
I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I’ve spent five years looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer… But I can’t find anyone willing to do it.
I had heard that it’s not how many times you fall down that counts but how many times that you get back up. Then the cop told me that’s not how field sobriety tests work.
Do you remember when all T4 male thralls had minimum-length “roosters”? I think we found out who had fiddled with the slider.
My favorite list included
“Punching a camel” and “Breaking the fourth wall”, and I think the first one might have qualified as the second one, considering the allusion. I don’t remember what the third one was.