Hey, I’m a newcomer to Conan… guess you could say I’m the FNG :oP
Anyways, I know this has been reported before, but wanted to see if I could re-ignite the push for it:
Basic Info:
Platform: PlayStation 5
Issue Type: Graphics
Game Mode: Single Player
Server Type: =SERVER TYPE=
Map: Exiled Lands
Server Name: =SERVER NAME=
Bug Description:
I would like to report a bug/glitch on the PlayStaytion console regarding the physics, more specifically regarding the breast physics. Anytime you add a single piece of armor, even if it’s just gloves or earrings or a bottom piece, it seems the breast physics “lock up” and no long have any sort of motion to them. This also happens if you sprint, climb or target lock onto an opponent during combat; even if no armor at all is equipped and do any of the above mentioned things, again the breasts will lock up and remain static, not having any motion at all. I know this may seem like a minor thing that the dev’s may not care about, but if you would please bring this to their attention I (and I’m sure many other fans/players) would greatly appreciate it as this minor detail adds so much life and realism to the game, adding to the overall immersive experience
Bug Reproduction:
Add any piece of armor, sprint, climb, target lock an enemy
P.S. this happens on both exiles and isle of siptah.
FUNCOM, PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME TIME TO SPEND ON THIS AND TRY TO FIX!
I noticed that myself too, but i‘m sorry.
FC has much more important things to do, jiggle physics on boobs isn’t exactly my biggest concern and i think most people would agree with that statement.
Reporting the bug is still the right way to go; that way it gets into the system. In the end, it’s worth reporting all bugs - Funcom will decide what to prioritise - an animation bug-fixer may have a bit of spare time at some point while systems bug-fixers are busy elsewhere.
After I read this I immediately turned on the game and loaded up my female character just to see for myself. As I was… testing? Yeah we’ll go with that. It sounds less creepy. As I was testing, my wife came into the room and asked what I was doing. Foolishly I answered, “I heard that the boobs were bugged so I’m running a few tests.” She regarded me strangely for a moment, left the room and then came back with a notebook, paper, and a protractor. “Anything worth doing is worth doing right”, she said. " I expect a comprehensive boob report on my desk by mid day." Then she left the room. Now that’s love.
Not all armors break the jiggle. I think the kari overseer set doesn’t break it. Other complete sets do. You have to mix and match armors to get it to work most of the time. After equipping the armor, you have to kill yourself by removing the bracelet. This has been ongoing for years…years…and more years at least since I started playing. 5 and counting. You think they’ll fix it? Only if they can monetize it. $20.00 to fix the jiggle. How many crom coins is that? But of course, only if you’re online. So technically you’ll only be renting the jiggle just like 90% of the crap they sell in their store.
That’s interesting to know, so not all armors break the physics?
And wow, this has been ongoing for 5+ years?!! That’s crazy… and honestly kind of sad. Again I know it’s probably low priority for FUNCOM, but they went thru the effort to create it and it is a nice, lifelike, feature; so is it too much to ask to maintain it?!?
Yeah, it’s armor pieces. Most complete sets don’t work so it’s gauntlet from this set, headgear from this set and so on. The list for the ones that work is a lot shorter than the ones that don’t.
