Bored during game crash karaoke ode to conan exiles

an ode to classic tesla song while i wait yet again, for the 10th time this week… for a 9999 ping server to be goddam fixed…

And the Bugs say “Anybody caught playing CE will be DC’d on sight”
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the Dev, Hey! What gives you the right
To put out a sh!!t broken game to keep kickin’ me out, Or to keep all that Red Mother loot in
If God was here He’d tell it to your face ‘Man You’re some kind of sh!!tty developer’

Bugs Bugs everywhere are bugs
blocking up the gameplay and breaking our minds
do this dont do that (say the devs)
cant you fix the buuuuuuugs???

They are all on vacation, for at least 3 more weeks…then, weeks to figure out just the subterranean thralls issue…weeks to write a patch, weeks for certification…these bugs are going nowhere fast…

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