Background: When AoW started my character’s were 60 with maxed Authority on all my instances. Playing the public beta for AoW3 I realized that the numerous thralls lost to the new enhanced NPC damage was nothing compared to trying to level one while leveling yourself. After losing over a dozen thralls, and seeing exclamations of thrall deaths in chat, all in one day, while trying to level them the theme song for AoW sprang into my mind…
Sung to the tune of Another one bites the dust…
[Intro]
Ooh, let’s go!
[Verse 1]
Conan stalks warily down the street
With an axe held way down low
Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet
Sandstorm ready to blow
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on your cross replete?
Out of the doorway the arrows zip
While your dying from the desert heat, yeah
[Chorus]
Another Thrall bites the dust
Another Thrall bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another Thrall bites the dust, yeah
Hey, their gonna get you too
Another Thrall bites the dust
[Verse 2]
How do you think I’m going to get along
Without you, when you’re gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the arrows zip
While your dying from the desert heat
Look out
[Chorus]
Another Thrall bites the dust
Another Thrall bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another Thrall bites the dust
Hey, their gonna get you, too
Another Thrall bites the dust
[Bridge]
Hey
Oh, take it
Bite the dust, hey
Another Thrall bites the dust
Another Thrall bites the dust, ow
Another Thrall bites the dust, hey hey
Another Thrall bites the dust, hey-eh-eh
Ooh
[Verse 3]
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can eat him, you can cut him in half
And skin him when he’s down, yeah
But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you
I’m standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the arrows zip
While I’m dying from the desert heat
Oh yeah
[Chorus]
Another Thrall bites the dust
Another Thrall bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another Thrall bites the dust, yeah
Hey, their gonna get you, too
Another Thrall bites the dust
[Outro]
Shoot out
Ay-yeah
Alright
