What about farts?

Farts are one of the most annoying and disgusting human need, still when it happens in a group of friends can generate great laughter. One of my favorite games ever was Abe, a little green alien who’s mission was to save his race from slavery. Abe could fart non stop and I remember I cried from laughter. Imagine your character gaining food poisoning and start farthing like his-her underwear will go brown :joy::joy::joy::joy:. We can even have an e mote of fart, believe me I ’ ve met a lot of players that all they deserve from me is a fart :wink:.

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This made me laugh from just reading the thread. :smiley:

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reminds me of atlas and their vitamin deficiency system

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Emberlight lets you launch a Weaponized Fart Panel and spawn fart sounds (and a brown fart cloud!) on unsuspecting players. Only on PC, of course.

But if you ever find yourself playing with Emberlight, go into admin mode and spawn the WFP item, and go crazy.

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No, thank you. :^)

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Why all the cool stuff are on pc mods, why, omg. One day I guess… Still this e mote is necessary, I really need it to answer to some players :wink:.

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I am also of the opinion that conan exiles could use a few more emotes that are more human in nature. For example, farting, vomiting, scratching the butt and smell the finger and maybe picking the nose. Give us the chance to be primitive. :slightly_smiling_face:

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What about farts??

Stop eating so much sauerkraut . . .

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Can you imagine what would happen if we throw a gas orb there? :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Awesome JJ, awesome :+1:.

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Wouldn’t want to attend the recording for this emote.

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For working thralls or idling fighters/characters I would imagine that. Just standing there releasing a mini-nuke, scratching the cave entrance (and smelling them hands after) would add some more life to it.

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I knew there was a reason I loved you Emberlight peeps. Now I can’t wait to get on and try it out, had no idea it existed!

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My dear @Croms_Faithful, not one day ago i said to @JJDancer that i am 45 and sometimes i am still a boy :joy::joy::joy:. Thank you, i laughed a lot, really :+1:. This is exactly the point of farts in the game, to make you laugh and ofcurce with the great advantage to be smell proof :joy::joy::joy:.

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:shushing_face:

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Admittedly this would be entertaining, having more bodily functions to add life to thralls (although the people recommending scratching and sniffing, these might be barbarians but they aren’t f*cking monkeys, come on). But can you imagine the forum posts when it was discovered that FC put time into adding fart sounds? “Reeeeeeeeeeeee, bugs and broken pvp and muh opinions but you make fart emotes”

I’d hate to be an FC forum guy on that day. Or any day, for that matter.

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(although the people recommending scratching and sniffing, these might be barbarians but they aren’t f*cking monkeys, come on)

so you say joachim low (coach of the german national soccer team) is a monkey? How dare you! :laughing:

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@stelagel I thought the game was 18+. What are you doing here?

I dare to say humans do this behaviour more times than actual monkeys.
Everybody has their own dirty/unpleasant habits. Me, you even @Maedhros . Are we all f**ing monkeys then?