I immediately strip my avatar nude, and invite them to a dagger fight… in as friendly a way as possible. As I spend the majority of my in game time, in character, nestled away in my citadel a top a stone spire in the Silkwood, it is the hospitiable thing to do as a Pict shaman (i.e., Lotus huffing conioisseur) if someone manages the climb up to me past the sister giant spiders.
Depends on what I’m doing. 87% of the time, I try to smash them with a hammer. They run away at 20% health.
Fun to scare them, and sets the tone for the remainder of their stay on my server.
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Naked war dance.
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Depends. Am I on a war footing? Is she attractive? If not and if so, I always do the “come hither” thing. Great icebreaker.
At the very least I will always confirm my peaceful intent with a squat, twice.
All fun and games till she sends you his bath water.
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i’m a bit… different… from the others… I put away whatever tool i’m using, bow to the exile, and wait for them to charge to attack or to talk. assuming the second choice is chosen I leave some sort of gift (supplies, weapon, tool, random boot lining…)
Haha u must be a worshipper of the almighty belle delphine
If I see someone who I don’t know, I lure them to my base, bait them into my fireplace trap, cook them alive, take all their stuff, farm them for zeal, despawn their garbage stuff, and then wardance outside my base in anticipation of their nude return.
I call it the “Ted Bundy”
If I see someone who I DO know, I lure them to my base, bait them into my fireplace trap, cook them alive, take all their stuff, farm them for zeal, despawn their garbage stuff, and then wardance outside my base in anticipation of their nude return.
Yea, now that I think about it, knowing me doesn’t help 
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I crush them, drive them before me, and listen to the lamentation of their women…what else would I do?
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I saw the meme, felt the need to stay relevant, otherwise I’ll be fed to 4chan
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But anon, 4chan is like Yog, Lord of Empty Abodes, all are flesh is consumed for its knowledge… Do not resist, only dreams now… Ssshhhhh…
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If 4chan is yog…
then belle delphine is derketo, punisher of men, bane of the non-kinky, destroyer of gamer boys
One sip of her bath water and you’re already under her spell. Not to mention you may have the plague of hers, which is referred to as… “herpes”
… ‘For it was recorded within the Nemedian Chronicles, that in the early Hyborian Age, a tribe of the father Incel’om cried out in great thirst, and among the dark gods, Derketo took great lawls in falsely fulfilling their devil cursed unquenchable thirst, for $30.00 USD a go…’
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…”Numerous men are said to have fallen victim to Derketo’s infamous ‘pornhub bait bamboozle’, which resulted in the psychological massacre of an entire tribe of darfari, one of which being Gnar Armbiter, whose son recalls him saying ‘i wasted money watching her stroke two chickens. Never trust the gods son… never.’ And so it was… derketo became a god among gods” -Chapter 69 of the Holy Scripture of Derketo
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