With respect, I’m going to have to vote a solid ‘no’ against this one. I’d rather not see Crom turned into a joke for the sake of a meme, however entertaining it may be. The lore really doesn’t say that ‘Crom smites all who pray to him’ - that’s based on people completely taking a single speech, by a single character (no matter how central that character may be), out of context. Conan has little use for gods (in the film), but even then he prays to Crom for a chance at vengeance, and his prayer is granted. In the stories he swears by Crom (and multiple other deities) many times, but nowhere is it suggested that Crom might smite you if you pray to him. There is a very extensive thread on this topic and a lot of players have argued passionately about the wish to have Crom be more meaningful in the game - this suggestion, while a bit of fun, would be the complete opposite of what has been asked for so long.
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