This Game is a Joke

That isn’t “they”, that is us. WE; that means you too, flag posts we feel are forum rules violations. You can simply edit the offending part of your post and repost.

Or didn’t you actually read that notice, “Your post was flagged as inappropriate by THE COMMUNITY”. Not the moderators.

Yes. I actually posted pics of some of the bugs and issues that contribute to Conan Exiles being a negative experience to show I was not just making negative stuff up. And there are soooo many posts online of the issues … just go read the forums if you don’t believe me.

Not even gonna start a Conspiracy Theory here … lol … you should know better.

A mod maker told me you can be negative all you want, but as long you are productive… you’re okay.

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Yes, that does make sense. Hense all the pics I also posted on the thread. That reminds me of a time during work … I was a very productive individual but low ranking … and was invited to a high level meeting to discuss the state of things within our organization. I thought … “WOW! Finally … we can address all the issues and problems that need fixing!” So I wrote down all the issues and problems that needed to be resolved and/or looked at and was ready. Just before the meeting … my supervisor pulled me aside and said … “Okay, whatever you do … DON’T SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE. they don’t want to hear that!”

So … nothing was resolved but … I guess … I kept my job and just passed on all the crap and stuff that needed fixing to the next guy … and he prob did the same. LOL. point is … Conan is a game with characters dangling their private parts … blood gushing … parts flying … decapitations … HUMAN SACRIFICES … and blood rituals. It is an adult game …

I should post a game pic of naked characters see if the community can HANDLE that lol.

Back to the Game and the Devs. Maybe the Devs really want to make a great game but … they have to also follow the rules and … either make waves to fix things and risk their job … or … keep their jobs to pay the bills. I don’t know … but in my experience … it is a possibility.

All we players know is … the game has issues that need fixing. And now I will say … Penis! See if that gets my post flagged. (Who let a bunch of 10 year olds become a part of the Conan Exiles community to be flagging NO-NO words??!) lol …

As long as it was on topic.

I thought she was gonna get decapitated Conan Exiles style. Or flash her privates … Conan Exiles style. I guess you are safe from “Community Flagging”

And i need to remind you all … this original post is … “This Game Is A Joke” …

PENIS!

Community flagging? There is literally one dude crawling whole day on that forum, giving sad faces to every post and reporting everyone. He get’s triggered by words like “breasts”, “nipples”, “sex” :joy:

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Moist.

This thread is a joke. A bad one.

FYI: Things changed on the forum and no one is "trusted"anymore. So now it takes 4 flags to hide a post. You can get bent and blame what ever person you have an issue with, but remember there are 3 other people your not blaming and you have no idea if you are blaming the right person to begin with.

You all not noticed there are no more volunteer mods? Or weekend mods? You all are so caught up in your pet peeves and petty bickering that you haven’t noticed funcom is cutting staff.
More over it looks likes they may have cut QA out all together; which would explain the crap on the bazaar.

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Funcom was able to get the rights to the Conan IP but they do not really understand Robert E. Howards vision of his stories.

And you are correct … as soon as someone posts something negative … they get attacked. It is called … MISDIRECTION. If you cant or are unwilling to solve the problem … shift it to something else.

To quote CONAN … from The Treasure of Tranicos … when he gives Beliza his rubies …

Conan: “In my country there are sometimes famines. But people only go hungry when there is no food in the land at all. But in civilized countries I have seen people sick of gluttony while others were starving. Aye, I have seen men fall and die of hunger against the walls of shops and storehouses crammed with food.”

(Refering to the priceless rubies) “And with them it wont be hard to find a husband because civilized men desire wives with these possessions.”

The spirit of these wonderful IP’s is lost to these organizations … but oh well …

And yes … even I already forgot what this thread was all about … I guess there is nothing wrong at all after all … lol

And now they have DUNE. That’s all I will say cause … Community Police!

OK I am going to create 3 more accounts and I’m going to “community flag” that dude.

Funcom cutting staff? Hmm is there a way to run Conan server and connect to it bypassing their “online services”? I want to keep playine once they go out of business when Dune flops or something :crazy_face:

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I agree, after leaving one server due to cheaters get raided by cheaters again on a different server tonight https://i.imgur.com/NDHtun7.gif

I am done with Conan PVP, it doesn’t exist anymore, @Taemien is half right, I think funcom should close down official PVP servers as there is zero point in them existing anymore.

any PVP server that has any population has tons of skybases undermeshers and 5 euro steam level zero account, speedhackers with ESP.

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Most likely, the catapults will aim exactly in the direction of the chest and will not damage the neighboring base.

Medieval Dynasty is in a great place. Their community, including moderators, over on Steam are amazing. The moderators even helped fix people’s save games when bugs occurred. Plus Sengoku Dynasty just released to early access so hopefully in a year or two we’ll have a great second game for those who want to build with a Japanese flavor.

To Funcom’s credit, they’re still doing a better job with it than any prior holder of that IP after Howard himself. Not sure what you’re trying to point out with the quote from the Black Stranger (which is the name under which the story is listed in the Complete Chronicles of Conan); the Exiled Lands obviously don’t represent the civilized countries, even if most of the current inhabitants are from those.

For those that don’t seem to know, this is a joke

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I’ve gotta give you a like just for the Marx Brothers clip. I grew up watching their movies.

True. You don’t see many people who remember them these days. Maybe that’s why people are so unhappy.

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Just gonna leave this here… from Baldur’s Gate.

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So the new Baldurs gate is a multiplayer open world sand box builder?

Nope “party-based RPG”. With a deluxe pack it $70. I believe at one time there was a sale were you could have gotten Conan exiles, and most if not all the DLCs; if you don’t count siptah{sp}

More over when and how often will it be getting new content?

Apples and oranges.